1) Bite your arm off
Ben bit my arm off when tickets went on sale for the Miley Cyrus concert.
Charles was so thirsty I thought he was going to bite my arm off for a drink.
Meaning: someone is over excited to get something. For instance you might say "Wendy's kids would bite her arm off for an ice cream on a sunny day."
Etymology: imagine a queue of people really excited and lining up to get a new product. Literally ready to bite the people around them to make sure they get it first.
2) Drop a clanger
I dropped a clanger when I asked a large lady how many months pregnant she was and it turned out she was just overweight.
I dropped a clanger by asking John how his dog was when it's been dead three months.
I dropped a clanger when I asked tim about retirement life and it turned out he was only 45.
Meaning: to say something by accident that embarrasses or upsets someone
Etymology: A well known term used by pianists, means to press the wrong key.
3) Off your rocker/Off your trolley
We all thought Jim was off his Rocker when he told us he had own the Rocker.
Our boss gave us such a huge bonus this year, we thought he must have been off his rocker.
Jenny was a bit off her rocker, but she was really fun to be around.
Meaning: If someone tells you that you're off your trolley, it means you have gone raving bonkers, crazy, mad!
Etymology: Originally the phrase was specifically about what we'd now call "mood swings." Now it means "to be crazy," but it used to connote a "normal" person who periodically, and unexpectedly, goes crazy. The British latter adapted this phrase to "off your trolley".
Trolley A large metal basket or frame on wheels, used for transporting heavy or large items.