绝望的主妇1-03

[00:00.10]Previously on "Desperate Housewives" [00:01.90] [00:01.90]Susan took dating tips from her 12-year-old daughter. [00:04.60] [00:04.60]If you want to date him, you're going to have to ask him out. [00:06.70] [00:06.70]I keep hoping he'll ask me out. [00:09.10] [00:09.10]How's that going? [00:10.00] [00:10.00]Bree accidentally poisoned her husband. [00:12.50] [00:12.50]I can't believe you tried to kill me. [00:14.00] [00:14.00]Yes, well, I feel badly about that. [00:16.10] [00:16.10]Lynette indulged in creative parenting. [00:18.00] [00:18.00]Any of you acts up, I will call Santa, and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas. [00:23.00] [00:23.00]I really hate the way you talk to me. [00:25.40] [00:25.40]I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace. [00:29.00] [00:29.00]While Gabrielle indulged in the company of her gardener. [00:32.40] [00:32.40]Hi, honey. You're home early. [00:34.10] [00:34.10]And everybody is wondering... [00:35.40] [00:35.40]Mary Alice, what did you do? [00:37.40] [00:37.40]Why their best friend just killed herself. [00:40.80] [00:40.80]How much do we really want to know about our neighbors? [00:43.00] [00:43.00]Everyone has a little dirty laundry. [00:46.30] [00:50.30]After I died, [00:51.80] [00:51.80]I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. [00:56.70] [00:56.90]My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts -- [01:00.30] [01:00.30]every trace of my humanity was discarded. [01:04.00] [01:05.40]I discovered when moving through eternity, [01:08.10] [01:08.10]it helps to travel lightly. [01:10.70] [01:11.30]In fact, I held on to only one thing [01:15.00] [01:15.00]my memory. [01:16.60] [01:18.10]It