[00:00.10]Previously on "Desperate Housewives"
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[00:01.90]Susan took dating tips from her 12-year-old daughter.
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[00:04.60]If you want to date him, you're going to have to ask him out.
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[00:06.70]I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
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[00:09.10]How's that going?
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[00:10.00]Bree accidentally poisoned her husband.
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[00:12.50]I can't believe you tried to kill me.
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[00:14.00]Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
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[00:16.10]Lynette indulged in creative parenting.
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[00:18.00]Any of you acts up, I will call Santa, and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas.
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[00:23.00]I really hate the way you talk to me.
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[00:25.40]I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace.
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[00:29.00]While Gabrielle indulged in the company of her gardener.
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[00:32.40]Hi, honey. You're home early.
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[00:34.10]And everybody is wondering...
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[00:35.40]Mary Alice, what did you do?
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[00:37.40]Why their best friend just killed herself.
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[00:40.80]How much do we really want to know about our neighbors?
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[00:43.00]Everyone has a little dirty laundry.
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[00:50.30]After I died,
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[00:51.80]I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary.
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[00:56.90]My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts --
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[01:00.30]every trace of my humanity was discarded.
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[01:05.40]I discovered when moving through eternity,
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[01:08.10]it helps to travel lightly.
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[01:11.30]In fact, I held on to only one thing
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[01:15.00]my memory.
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[01:18.10]It's astonishing to look back on the world I left behind
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[01:21.70]I remember it all --
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[01:24.20]every single detail.
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[01:28.90]Like my friend Bree Van De Kamp.
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[01:34.00]I remember the easy confidence of her smile,
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[01:38.20]the gentle elegance of her hands,
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[01:42.20]the refined warmth of her voice.
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[01:48.60]But what I remember most about Bree...
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[01:51.00]Rex, wasn't that lovely --
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[01:53.00]was the look of fear in her eyes.
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[01:57.40]Bree had started to realize her world was unraveling,
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[02:00.80]and for a woman who despised loose ends,
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[02:04.10]that was unacceptable.
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[02:07.20]Rex. Rex. You need to get up.
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[02:10.30]It's not even light out.
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[02:12.30]Please hurry.
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[02:13.00]If the kids see you sleeping down here, they're going to start asking questions.
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[02:16.30]Let 'em ask. I don't care anymore.
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[02:18.60]Well, I care.
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[02:20.80]They don't need to be burden with our marital problems
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[02:23.10]while we're working things out, the least we can do is try to keep up appearances.
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[02:26.70]Oh, yeah. Appearances.
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[02:29.20]I keep forgetting about appearances.
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[02:32.50]Oh, Rex, you look so tired.
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[02:34.70]I didn't sleep.
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[02:36.50]This damn thing is so uncomfortable.
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[02:39.90]Well, why don't you move back upstairs and sleep in our bed?
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[02:43.40]We're in marriage counseling, Bree.
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[02:44.60]I think that would confuse things.
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[02:46.80]It's just--
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[02:48.50]I miss you.
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[02:50.80]I know you do.
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[02:53.40]Of course, if I don't find out start getting some sleep, pretty soon
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[02:55.50]I'll be forced to move back upstairs out of sure exhaustion.
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[03:05.90]Yes, Bree was afraid of many things,
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[03:08.70]but if there was one thing she wasn't afraid of...
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[03:15.60]It was a challenge.
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[03:57.80]Episode 3 : Pretty little picture
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[04:02.90]The day on Wisteria lane began like any other.
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[04:06.40]With a cup of coffee and the moring paper.
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[04:08.90]Just give me a second....
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[04:10.00]and while Lynette read the business section.
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[04:12.40]and Gabrielle studied the fall collections
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[04:15.30]and Bree searched for decorating ideas
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[04:18.70]Susan scanned the front page and saw something
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[04:22.90]that caught her eye
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[04:48.20]What's about time.
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[04:49.60]Be nice. I come bearing Snacks.
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[04:52.80]Lynette, these cards are sticky
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[04:54.80]I know. Preston used the three of diamonds to took scoop jam out of the jar.
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[04:58.60]Gorgeous, thankful we have 49 cards to play with.
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[05:01.40]- Hello. Sorry I'm late - Hey.
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[05:04.00]So, Susan and I was just telling the girls, I want to throw a dinner party
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[05:06.70]- Really? - Yes.
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[05:08.00]Well how long have we all lived on this street we've never done a big group thing
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[05:11.00]I think it's a great idea
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[05:12.40]Paul never likes to have people over but the heck with him I'm doing it.
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[05:15.60]So when is this shindig?
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[05:17.00]How about a month from tonight?
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[05:19.00]That would be the 16th. Good for everyone?
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[05:20.60]Works for me. Should we all make something?
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[05:22.60]Oh, no. This is my party.
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[05:25.00]I've been wanting to have everyone over for years.
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[05:27.40]I'm so happy we're finally doing this.
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[05:29.50]It's gonna be so much fun.
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[05:32.10]Hey.
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[05:34.50]I know. Her dinner.
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[05:36.80]How could we have all forgotten about this?
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[05:39.20]We didn't exactly forget, it's just usually when the hostess dies the party's off.
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[05:43.00]Lynette
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[05:43.70]I'm not being flip. I'm just pointing out a reality.
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