介绍:
Gossip girl: Hey, upper east siders, gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous life of Manhattan’s elites. And who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me, XOXO, gossip girl。
Hey，上东区的贵族们，绯闻少女在此，我是你们唯一得到曼哈顿精英们丑闻的渠道。至于我是谁，那是一个我永远也不会说的秘密。你知道你是爱我的，XOXO，绯闻少女。
Gossip girl: Spotted, lonely boy can’t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was.
目击——寂寞男孩不敢相信他一生挚爱回来了，只是如果她知道他的存在的话。
* Gossip的经典转折..哈哈..
Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald, always have, always will.
我爱你，N，一直是，永远会。
* 出现两次，相似的第三次是C说的。
Serena: I didn’t come back for you.
我又不是为你回来的。
* 自作多情的Nate...
Gossip girl: There’s nothing gossip girl like more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.
在这世界上绯闻少女最喜欢的莫过于女人之间的战争，而这个将是个十分经典的战役。
* 女人之间的战役一般都用cat fight，因为女人打架都像猫一样又叫又抓。。
Gossip Girl (Voice Over)
Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here... and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote &`&boarding school&`&? And just as suddenly she&`&s back. Don&`&t believe me? See for yourselves: Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Thanks for the photo, Mel!
[Rufus takes a look around the station and finds his son and daughter, he walks up and hugs them]
Rufus
Dan, Jenny! Over here!
Jenny
Hey, dad!
Rufus
Hey, hey! You made it. Welcome back! How was your weekend? How was your mom?
Dan
She&`&s fine.
Jenny
Good... fine, I guess.
Dan
She&`&s good and fine.
Rufus
Like &`&Maybe I should never have left Manhatten&`& fine or &`&Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I&`&ve ever had&`& fine?
Dan
Dad, you know... I&`&m starving.
Rufus
Let&`&s go home. I&`&m cooking. Caprese salad with a little mozzarella di Bufala... yeah, I&`&m gonna make you guys...
[Rufus puts an arms around Jenny and they walk off, Dan turns around and notices Serena]
Gossip Girl (Voice Over)
Spotted: Lonely Boy... can&`&t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was. But everyone knows Serena. And everyone is talking.
[EXT NEW YORK - Several people are standing in the streets, looking at the newest &`&Gossip Girl&`& entry on their cell phones]
Gossip Girl
Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Sure, they&`&re BFFs but we always thought Blair&`&s boyfriend Nate had a thing for Serena.
[INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BATHROOM - Blair takes a look at a new text message: &`&Serena is Back!!&`&, she leaves the bathroom and rejoins a party, her mother, Eleanor, is talking to a friend]
Eleanor
...I have to design a dress for this woman.
[Eleanor turns to Blair]
Eleanor
Blair, if you&`&re gonna to wear one of my designs tell me about it so we can at least get it properly fitted.
Blair
Thanks, mom. Keep that in mind. Great party.
[Eleanor turns back to her friend]
Eleanor
She is my best advertisement.
[Nate, his father, Howie, and another guest are standing together]
Party Guest
So, Nate, started thinking about college?
Howie
Well, actually I&`&m a Dartmouth man.
Nate
Yes, dad&`&s always spoken very highly of Dartmouth. But I would like to check out west. You know, maybe USC, UCLA?
Howie
His mother wouldn&`&t hear of it. Dartmouth is far enough away for her.
Nate
Yes, well... Dartmouth is my first choice.
[Blair walks up to her boyfriend, Nate, and his father, also called &`&The Captain&`&]
Blair
Excuse me, captain. Nate, can I borrow you?
Nate
Eh, sure. Excuse me for a second.
[Chuck, a friend of Nate&`&s is sitting on the couch with Isabel and Katy]
Chuck
Nathaniel, any interest in some fresh air?
[Chuck signals Nate that he wants to smoke a joint with him]
Nate
When I get back?
Blair
If he gets back!
[Blair leads Nate into her bedroom and pushes him onto the bed]
Nate
What&`&s going on?
Blair
I wanna do this... It... Now.
Nate
Now now? You wanted to wait...
Blair
Not anymore.
Gossip Girl (Voice Over)
Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock&`&s ticking.
[Chuck plays with his drink, looking bored, Isabel and Katy are reading their text mesages]
Katy
My god, you&`&ll never believe what&`&s on &`&Gossip Girl&`&.
Isabel
Someone saw Serena get off a train at Grand Central.
Chuck
Good, things were getting a little... dull around here.
[EXT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - The doorman opens the door of a town car, Serena gets out]
Serena
Thank you.
[INT BLAIR&`&S BEDROOM - Blair and Nate are kissing on the bed, undressed]
Blair
I love you. Nate Archiblaid. Always have, always will.
Nate
I love you too.
[INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena walks in and gets noticed by Eleanor]
Eleanor
Serena van der Woodsen? Is that you?
[Eleanor knocks on the door]
Eleanor
Blair, it&`&s Serena!
Nate
Serena?
Blair
Serena is at school. Kiss me.
Nate
No, I think I heard your mom say she&`&s here. Don&`&t you wanna go say hey?
[Nate gets of the bed and starts getting dressed]
Blair
Yeah... totally.
[INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena is walking through the party guest who start talking behind her back]
Party Guests
...I heard she is pregnant... rehab... she looks good...
[Serena walks up to her mother, Lily, who is talking to a friend]
Lily
So I told him: Forget it, I don&`&t care if it&`&s mahogany. It clashes with my sofa.
Serena
Mom... mom! Hey.
Lily
Oh, Serena, darling.
[They hug each other]
Serena
So, were is he? What, they haven&`&t let him out yet?
Lily
Let&`&s not discuss this right now, ok? I thought you might want to see some of your friends.
Serena
Thanks.
[Serena notices Nate on the other side of the room, Blair opens her bedroom door and walks into the room, blocking Nate from Serena&`&s view, Serena and Blair hug]
Blair
Hi, Serena, so good to see you.
Serena
Good to see you.
Blair
Come, we&`&re about to have dinner.
Eleanor
I&`&ll set a place for you at the table next to Blair.
Serena
Yeah, actually... there&`&s somewhere I have to go.
Blair
You&`&re leaving?
Serena
Yeah, I just... I don&`&t feel well. I just wanted to come by and say hi. I&`&ll see you at school tomorrow.
[Serena leaves the party]
Blair
School... so I guess she&`&s back for good.
Katy
Didn&`&t you know she was coming?
Blair
Course I did. I just... wanted it to be a surprise.
Gossip Girl (Voice Over)
Word is that S bailed on B&`&s party in under 90 seconds and didn&`&t even have one lemon shot. Has our bad girl really gone good? Or is it all just part of the act?
[INT OSTROFF CENTER - Serena walks in, passes the nurse&`&s station and looks into a patient&`&s room]
Nurse
Young lady, you can&`&t be here. Visting hours are over.
Serena
I&`&m family. He&`&s my brother.
[INT HOME OF THE HUMPREYS - DAN&`&S BEDROOM - Dan is looking at the blog of &`&Gossip Girl&`&]
Gossip Girl (Voice Over)
Why&`&d she leave? Why&`&d she return? Send me all the deepth. And who am I? That&`&s one secret I&`&ll never tell. The only one. XOXO Gossip Girl.
END OF TEASER
[INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK&`&S ROOM - Serena&`&s brother, Erik, finds Serena sleeping on a chair next to his bed and wakes her up]
Erik
Serena... Serena, hey.
Serena
Hey, how are you?
Erik
You know, I&`&ve been better.
Serena
Erik, I know I&`&ve been a terrible sister. I&`&m so happy to see you.
Erik
Must be a lot of rumour why you&`&re back.
Serena
Yeah, but none of them mentioned you.
Erik
Just like mom wants, hm?
[Lily enters]
Lily
What do I want, baby? For Serena sleeping in her own bed, possibly wearing pyjamas.
Serena
Morning, mom. Hey, I was just about to ask the doctor if I could take Erik to breakfast. Wanna come?
Lily
Ehm, I think what I&`&ll do is to get him a croissant down the street.
[Lily leaves the room, Serena storms after her]
Erik
Serena, don&`&t!
Serena
Let me guess: You told everyone Erik is just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island.
Lily
Your aunt Carol in Miami.
Serena
So, you&`&re actually hiding him. He tries to take his own life and you&`&re worried it will cost you &`&Mom Of The Year&`&?
Lily
Serena, you&`&ve been gone. Doing who knows what with god knows who...
Serena
I told you, boarding school was not like that.
Lily
As happy as I am to have you home, you have no idea what it&`&s been like.
[INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in]
Rufus
Guess who&`&s dad is cool!
Jenny
It&`&s a trick question.
Dan
Yeah, &`&cause it can&`&t be ours.
Rufus
Look at this!
[Rufus hands Dan an issue of &`&Rolling Stone&`&, Dan reads the front page]
Dan
&`&Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The &`&90s&`&.
Rufus
Yeah, check out who&`&s number nine.
Jenny
He is very proud.
Dan
Hey, hey way to be forgotten!
Rufus
But that&`&s how you get remembered.
Jenny
Maybe you&`&d care if dad&`&s band was on &`&Gossip Girl&`&.
Dan
What? I don&`&t read &`&Gossip Girl&`&. That&`&s... that&`&s for chicks.
Jenny
So that wasn&`&t your laptop you&`&ve been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen.
[Dan takes the magazine from Rufus]
Dan
Holy stone, wow! Let me take a look at this again, dad. Very cool, looking hot, number nine!
Rufus
Hey, what are you working on?
Jenny
It&`&s called the &`&Kiss On The Lips&`& party. Everyone&`&s going.
Dan
You&`&re invited to that?
[Jenny stares at Dan]
Dan
Well, no offense if I sound surprised... since I&`&ve never been invited.
Jenny
One of the girls in my art class saw my calligraphy and she said that if I addressed all the invitations that I got one.
Rufus
Sounds very fair. Sweatshops could learn a thing or two.
Jenny
Dad, this is not a platform for me to end capitalization. That&`&s why you make us go to private schools.
Rufus
That&`&s for your education.
Jenny
So we should be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?
Dan
Works for me.
Jenny
Mom thinks it&`&s a good idea.
Rufus
And her judgment is always sound, right? Jenny, if you wanna go to that party you should go. You kids could use some fun.
[EXT THE PALACE HOTEL - Serena walks up to the front entrance, Nate is already waiting for her]
Serena
Nate?
Nate
Oh, hey! Uhm, your mom told me you guys are staying here at The Palace.
Serena
Yeah, we&`&re renovating... again. You know my mom: If it&`&s not broke, break it. So what are you doing here?
Nate
Oh, I just wanted to see how you were. You seemed kind of upset last night.
Serena
I got to get going and change for school. I&`&m gonna be late.
No, no.
Nate
But you&`&re back now.
Serena
I didn&`&t come back for you. Look, Blair&`&s my best friend and you&`&re her boyfriend and she loves you. That&`&s the way things are supposed to be.
[EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school]
Taxi Driver
Hey, watch were you&`&re going!
[INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]
Chuck
Serena looked effing hot last night. There&`&s something wrong with that level of perfection... it needs to be violated.
Nate
You are deeply disturbed.
Chuck
And yet you know I&`&m right. You&`&re telling me if you had the chance...
Nate
I have a girlfriend.
Chuck
You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven&`&t sealed the deal.
Nate
Who says &`&seal the seal&`&?
[Chuck signals Nate that they have arrived at school]
Chuck
Come on.
Chuck
You following us or something?
Dan
No, I... I go to your school. Identical uniforms, that&`&s kind of a tip-off?
Nate
That&`&s funny.
