介绍:
All My Great Excuses
by Kenn Nesbitt
I started on my homework,
but my pen ran out of ink…
My hamster ate my homework…
My computer’s on the blink（故障）…
I tripped and dropped my homework
in the soup my mom was cooking…
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn’t looking…
My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer…
An airplane crashed into our house…
My homework caught on fire…
Tornadoes blew my notes away…
Volcanoes rocked our town…
My books were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown…
Some aliens abducted me…
I had a shark attack…
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back…
I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
“I think you’ll find it’s easier
to do the work instead.”
你的孩子也厌烦做作业吗？这首诗罗列了美国孩子为逃避做作业的各种借口，读来十分有趣。
钢笔没有墨水，宠物吃掉了作业纸，电脑出现故障，作业纸浸了饭菜汤汁等等。
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