I haven't been happy one minute of my entire f*cking life.
我这辈子一分钟都没开心过
you know what's funny?
你知道好笑的是什么吗?
you know what really makes me laugh?
你知道真正能逗乐我的是什么吗?
I used to think that my life was a tragedy,
我曾以为我的人生是悲剧,
but now I realize it's a f*cking comdy.
但如今我才意识到它其实是部喜剧。