介绍:
In the real world:
Having a drink with the boys every night after work is a bad idea. Notice that your boss doesn’t do it. That’s why HE is the boss and THEY are the boys.
每天下班后跟一群伙计去喝酒并不是什么好主意。你会注意到你的上司不会这样做。这就是为什么他是上司而那些人是伙计的原因了。
Never date a woman whose father calls her “Princess.” Chances are she believes it. 他要和父亲称其为“公主”的女孩子约会，很可能她真是相信自己是公主。
Never date a man who still goes shopping with his mother.
不要和一个还在和母亲一起逛街的男人约会。
If you don’t like your job, quit. Otherwise, shut up.
如果你不喜欢你的工作，要么辞职，要么闭嘴。
If you get invited to a wedding, send a gift. Otherwise, don’t expect a crowd when YOUR turn comes.
如果你应邀去参加婚礼，送一份礼物。否则，不要期望在你结婚时会宾客盈门。
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. 世界上还没有会自动清洁的炉灶。
Dirty laundry never goes away. 脏衣服从不会自己跑掉。
Be nice to the little people. You’re still ONE of them.
对小人物要友善，因为你便是其中之一。
At some point in your life, your family will be ALL you have.Treat them right.
在你生命的某些时刻，你的家庭将是你所拥有的一切，好好对待家庭的成员。
Decide now what you want on your tombstone. “He had a job that paid well but he hated it” or “He enjoyed his work.”
现在就决定在你的墓碑上是写上“他曾经有一份报酬丰厚的工作，但他不喜欢。”，还是写上“他喜欢他的工作”。
Never get married simply because you figure it is TIME to get married. Get married because you want to live with someone for the rest of your life, including days off and vacations.
不要仅仅是因为觉得该是结婚的时候便结婚， 你结婚是为了想要和一个你愿意与他白头偕老的人共同生活，包括休息日和假期。
Everyone is lonely at times. Learning to deal with it is part of growing up.
每个人都有孤独的时刻。学会怎样对待它是成长所必经的。
The only thing worse than asking people how much money they make is telling them how much YOU make.
惟一比问别人挣多少钱更坏的事是告诉别人你挣多少钱。
Nice people get roaches too. 好人也会碰上蟑螂。
If you screw up, admit it. 如果你把事情弄糟了，就要勇于承认。
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