介绍:
旁白：Ok, so this is pretty much what things happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since forever, but every times he tried to tell her, something got in the way, like cats, Italian guy. And finally Chandler was like, ”forget about her!” When Ross was in China, Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel. She was like “Oh, my god!”So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back. But what she didn’t know was Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. So that’s pretty much everything you need to know.
第一幕：机场
旁白：Flight number 475 from Beijing now arriving.
(Ross和Julie下飞机，两个人很亲热的样子，Rachel在一边拿着花很惊讶和惊慌失措)
Rachel: Oh my god, Oh my god!(转头,边惊慌失措边推开等候的人群)Move move move! Excuse me. Emergency please! Excuse me!
Ross: Rach!!
Rachel: Oh there you are!
Rachel: So..so..How was China. YOU!
Ross: It was great. Oh, what happened? You’re bleeding.
Rachel: I am? Oh look at that yes I am. Ok enough about me, enough about me, Mr.Back From The Orient. Come on, I wanna hear everthing! EVERTHING!!
Ross: Well, where shoud I start? Umm..well this is Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel:Hi! Umm… oh, these are… are… aren’t for you! And these are for you! Welome to our country!
Julie: Thank you! I’m from New York.
Rachel: Oh well, not a problem, I just use them to stop the bleeding~ Ok baggage claim?
Ross & Julie: OK!
第二幕：公寓里
（Monica,Pheobe,Chandler,Joey在一起。）
Monica: I’m telling you she went to the airport and she’s gonna go for it for Ross.
Phoebe: Oh my god! This is huge! This is bigger than huge! This is like…What’s bigger than huge?
Joey: This?
Pheobe: That’s it.
Monica: Guys, you got new haircut?!
Chandler & Joey: Yes we did. Thanks to Vodal Buffay!
Pheobe: Cuz you know,”if you don’t look good, we don’t look good.”Oh I love that voice~(此时Rachel破门而入气喘吁吁)
四个人 : Oh Rach!
Rachel: Airport.Airport!Ross… not alone…Julie…Arm around her!Ooooh,cramp,cramp cramp!（捂着肚子蹲下，跑的岔气了）
Chandler：I guess she’s trying to tell us something.Quick ,get the verb!(Rachel打了Chandler一巴掌，指着他)
Rachel: YOU! YOU!You said he liked me!YOU! YOU!
Rachel： You slowpokes!
Ross：that’s alright,we got the bags.Hi!Hello! Julie, this is my sister Monica, this is Chandler,Phoebe,and Joey. Everyone, this is Julie.
Rachel: (轻声)Julie!
四个人：Oh…Hi! Hey!
Julie: Hi! But I’m not here, you haven’t met me. I’ll make a better impression when I don’t have 20 hours of plane on me.
Ross: And bus.
Julie: Oh my god! With the screaming guy and the spitting!
Ross: You gotta hear the story.
Julie: We’re on the bus that’s 200 years old.
Ross:200 at least.
Julie: And a…
Rachel: And the chicken poops in her laps!(所有人看着Rachel尴尬，Rachel大笑)
Rachel：I’m so sorry. I just gave away the ending didn’t I? I just heard this story in the cab and it’s all I can think about.
Monica:…This is amazing. How..how did this happened?
Julie: well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven’t seen each other since then. I land in China, guess who’s in charge for the dig?
Rachel: JULIE!! Isn’t that great?
Ross: We just wanna come and say a quik hi, then we’re gonna see the baby, then get some sleep. In China, It’s 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.
Julie: So see you everybody~
Rachel：Bye!
Ross: Bye!
第三幕：公寓里
（Rachel ,Joey和Ross正在看电视，这时电话铃响了,Ross去接电话）
Ross：Hey Julie!
Ross：Oh, that is so sweet! No, no, you hang up. No..Ok ok, one two three…You didn’t hang up either! She didn’t hang up. No, no, you hang up, YOU,YOU,YO..
Rachel： Sorry I thought that you talked to me.
Ross: Rachel…I just call her back. Oh sweetie we just got disconnected.
Rachel: Ok ok ok, how did this happen to me? A week ago,2 weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now all of a sudden he’s ROSS…a really great guy I can’t have!
Monica: Oh sweetie, I want you to have him too.
Rachel: I know you did. I’m just gonna deal with it, I’m just gonna deal with it.
Rachel：I gotta get out of here!
第四幕：咖啡馆里
（咖啡馆里Monica,Phoebe,Joey,Chandler,Rachel在聊天，突然Phoebe看到窗外
Ross和julie在亲热）
Phoebe: Oh Rachel,don’t look.
Rachel: What? Come on guys, I don’t care,I have a date tonight.
Joey: Oh oh oh, you have a date?!
Rachel: Yeah~ Monica’s setting me up.
Monica: Yeah~ A client of mine.
Joey: OK, what about Ross and…Umm..
Rachel: You mean my whole insane jealousy thing? Well you know, as much fun as that was I decided to opt for sanity.
Chandler: So you really OK about all this?
Rachel: Oh yeah, come on, ’m moving on. They can do whatever they want. I don’t care anymore!
第五幕：餐厅里
（Rachel约会一直灌闷酒喝得微醺）
Waiter: Would you like some dessert?
John: No,no dessert. Just the check please.
Rachel: You don’t have fun, do you?
John: No, I do. Just because we have a lot of drinks.
Rachel: Oh look at me. I’m on a date with a really great guy, but all I can think about is Ross, and his Julie. I just wanna get over him, why can’t I do that?
John: Look, I’ve been through a divorce, trust me, you’re gonna be fine. You can’t see it because you haven’t had closure…
Rachel: Closure! That’s what it is! That’s what I need! God, you’re brilliant! Why didn’t I think of that? How do I get that?
John: Well there’s no one way. Whatever it takes so that you can finally tell him: I’m over you.
Rachel: Over you, that’s what it is. Machine, wait
