Story Night1206

Teddy:Hi, Charlie, there you are. Nine months old and look how cute you are. And look how cute I am. It's your big sister Teddy here, And I'm making this video diary To help you survive our... Special family. Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas. Oh, and there's mom, Looking lovelier than ever this morning. Mom:Not in the mood. Okay. I think you've had enough bananas. So we're switching to sweet peas! You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy. T:Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay? Oh, and there's your older brother PJ Doing today's homework at the last minute as usual. PJ:It's not today's homework. This is yesterday's homework. T:There's a chance you two will be in high school together. Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work. He kills bugs for a living. Dad:Honey, come on. we've been through this. I don't kill bugs. I'm a pest control specialist. T:Either way... So now you've met the whole family. Gabe:Forgetting somebody? T:Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you I was just saving the best for last. Gharlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe. You want to say something to Charlie? G:You ruined my life. T:Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise. G:I thought surprises were supposed to be good. T:And... cut. M:Okay, gang, listen up. I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital For the first time since Charlie was born, So I want everyone to stay at home and help dad with the baby. T:Wait,no, mom. I'm not gonna be here tonight. I have a study date at the library. PJ:Don't you mean 'studly' date... With Spencer? T:Oh, save it for your pillow. M:I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule. T:But, dad-- M:Bob! D:Uh, dad's not available right now. T:Mom, don't take this the wrong way, But why did you guys have to have another baby? M:Well, because three kids was just too easy. Three's for quitters. D:And Teddy, you know better than to schedule a study date with a boy I've never met. Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility to know every detail of my kids' lives. G:Oh yeah? What school do I go to? D:Um-- the one named after that president. Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school. T:Let's go. G:Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet. D:Come on, let's go. G:Most important meal of the day Never got it. D:Let's go! I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? G:Lincoln. D:Got it. M:Bob honey, I'm leaving for work! Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule. It tells you when to feed her, When to change her and when to put her down. D:Sweetheart, would you relax? Big daddy's got this all under control. M:Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron. Doesn't make it true. M:Now if charlie gets fussy, her rubber ducky will calm her down. They're all over the place. Please be careful They're all over the place. D:Honey... You seem to forget I was fully involved in the raising of three kids. G:Oh, yeah? When's my birthday? D:July 12th. G:November 23rd. D:Got it. M:Good luck, Charlie. 萌萌的宝宝音:Mwah! Bye. M:Bye. G:Hey, dad? D:Yeah? G:I have a homework question. D:Okay, fire away. G:Can the average human lick his own armpit? D:Yeah. G:Thanks. D:So what was that, like a science question? G:Nope. G:What are you doing? T:Oh! gabe! What do you want? G:Dinner! Nobody's fed me all day! And I am still part of this family, right? T:There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge Knock yourself out. All right. Now my brothers are all taken care of. S:Good. T:And there will be no more interruptions. D:Teddy T:Oh, god What do you want?! D:I need you to watch the baby for a sec. T:No! S:No! D:Nobody tells mom T:Come here, Charlie. Oh, yes.Charlie's fine. D:Ooh! But I'm not Uh, Teddy, Tell PJ to fire up the bug truck. I think I gotta go to the hospital. Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna have to watch the baby. T:No! Okay. T:So that's how dad got my first kiss And how you flew for the first time. But the good news is Nah, there is no good news. I take that back! It's a text from spencer! He wants to hang out with me tomorrow night At his house! Oh! I've gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket. Oh, and, uh, one more thing When you're my age and you meet a cute boy, Do not, under any circumstances,ever ever bring him home. Cause if you do, well Good luck, Charlie.