Story Night 20151215

Story night Glee 第二季第八集 Finn Oh. What's going on? Is this one of those interventions, 'cause...? Kurt If it is, it's for the both of us. They bombarded me and forced me to bring them to you. Burt Okay, come on, tell 'em. Carole No, No, No, you. Burt Come on. Carole No. We said in the car. Burt Come on, you, you. Carole Come on, you. Please! Burt All right, so you know how I drive Carole to work every Tuesday? Well, today I drove here, and we snuck into that classroom where Kurt introduced us-- very romantic of me, I might add-- and I... Carole He proposed! He proposed! Burt You stole the punch line! Come on! Carole Wow. Finn This just happened? Kurt Oh, Dad! Carole Oh! We wanted the two of you to be the first to know. Burt Yeah, after the kids in that homeroom. Come on, family hug, huh? Okay. Come on! Carole I'm so excited and-and nervous! Kurt Oh, don't be, don't be. - Well, no. Okay. Kurt Oh, my God, this is just what I needed. I will take care of it from here. I have a trunk full of wedding magazines hidden under my bed. I'm thinking of a russet and cognac theme. Those are colors, Finn. Fall wedding colors. Autumnal. Burt Nothing too extravagant, Kurt, okay? We're gonna use whatever savings we have. We are spending it on the honeymoon. That's right. We're going to Waikiki. We're gonna go to the hotel where they put up the guest stars on Lost. Carole Finn, you-you haven't said anything. Finn Uh, I'm... I guess I'm just kind of stunned. Burt Hey, don't worry. I'm already looking for a bigger house. One where everybody's gonna get their own rooms. All right? Carole Come on, honey. Be happy for me. Finn I am, Mom. Burt All right, now listen, Kurt, Mr. Wedding Planner, I want you to take care of one thing. I don't care about the food or the booze at this party, but I want one heck of a band. I've been eating right. I've been exercising. And I want to boogie with Carole at this wedding. And I will boogie. Kurt All right. It's already taken care of, Dad. I'm going to hire the New Directions as your band. Right? It won't cost you a cent. They're cheap, they're available. Long story short-- you're having a Glee wedding. Quinn So, what do you want to talk about in private? Sam These galactic mobiles aren't the stars of McKinley. We are. Or at least, I want us to be. Okay. I think I love you. Look, my shoulder's healed, I'm going to be the quarterback again soon. And you're already the head cheerleader. Quinn Oh, my God, are you proposing? We've known each other for six weeks. Stand up You're freaking me out. Sam I want to marry you... some day. Until then, will you accept this promise ring? Quinn What are you, six? Sam If you accept, this ring will symbolize my promise to you to be true, to never pressure you to do anything more than kiss, to listen to your problems, to tell you when you have food in your teeth or eye gunk, to come over to your house whenever you need something super heavy moved around. I promise to make you feel proud when you point down the hall and say, That dude's my boyfriend. And I promise to do all of those things without ever trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey. I really care about you, Quinn. Quinn ...轻轻笑了 把戒指盒关上了 Sam And I want us to be together. Is that a no? Quinn It's a maybe. Rachel Ladies, the Kurt-Karofsky bullying situation is getting way out of control. Kurt's miserable, he's losing weight-- and not in a good way. And he's barely even fighting me for solos anymore. Jones We've all been teased, but something about what Karofsky's doing is so much worse. Rachel We're all lucky enough to have boyfriends on the football team. I say, we band together and demand that they confront Karofsky. Quinn Okay, first off all, I'm not dating Sam. And second of all, I think you personally just set the feminist movement back 50 years. Rachel But guys like Karofsky only respond to muscle. Quinn So we're going to fight violence with violence? Rachel No! Look, I'm not saying that they should hit him. What I'm saying is that we need to defend Kurt, and there's strength in numbers. Santana Why didn't you tell me that we were having a Glee girls meeting? Rachel This is a meeting for Glee girls with boyfriends. We're going to make them stop Karofsky from bullying Kurt. Santana Okay, I'm dating Puckerman. Jones You're getting naked with Puckerman. Besides, Puck can't mess with Karofsky; he's on probation. If he gets in a fight with him, he'll be sent back to juvee. Rachel Yeah, so now if you'll excuse us. Santana You're so on my list, dwarf. Rachel Look, if something bad happens to Kurt, and we didn't do anything to stop it, we'll never be able to live with ourselves. (唱歌。。大概每人一句 后来合唱) FINN: *It's a beautiful night *We're looking for something dumb to do *Hey, baby *I think I wanna marry you Rachel *Is it the look in your eyes *Or is it this dancing juice *Who cares, baby *I think I wanna marry you Quinn *Well, I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go *No one will know Sam *Come on, girl Quinn *Who cares if we're trashed *Got a pocket full of cash *We can blow shots of Patron Sam *And it's on, girl A *Don't say no, no, no, no, no *Just say yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah *And we'll go, go, go, go, go *If you're ready like I'm ready Jones *'Cause it's a beautiful night *We're looking for something dumb to do *Hey, baby *I think I wanna marry you Together *Is it the look in your eyes *Or is it this dancing juice *Who cares, baby *I think I wanna marry you *'Cause it's a beautiful night *We're looking for something dumb to do *Hey, baby *I think I wanna marry you *Is it the look in your eyes *Or is it this dancing juice *Who cares, baby *I think I wanna marry you Prayer Please be seated. We usually start with a prayer. But a certain young wedding planner, who shall remain nameless, was afraid that some in attendance might fall asleep. So instead, I'm going to let Burt and Carole tell you in their own words why they've invited you here today. Burt I'm not really known for having a way with words. Uh... you know when you're a kid, adults will tell you a lot of things. But one thing they neglect to mention is how... sad life can be. I lost somebody I loved very much. But Kurt-- he lost his mom. And that killed me. Well, we got by, but looking back? I-I want to apologize to you, Kurt. What we were living just... wasn't living. You know that saying, that when God closes a door, he opens a window? Well, sometimes out of nowhere, he'll do you one better, and he'll kick a whole wall down. He grabbed me by the shoulders, and he pointed me towards this woman right here. And he said, "There she is. Go get her." You're everything, Carole. Words can't describe you. You're everything. And I will love you till the day I die. Carole Oh, hey... I'm lucky. Most women, when they get married, they get one man. I get two. One of you saved me from my wardrobe, the other one just saved me. Kurt, you are an amazing person. I'm not only getting a son, I'm getting a friend. Finn... I know you were resistant at first, but I am so proud of you. I've watched you grow into a man. But I think I'm most proud that you've become a brother to Kurt. We are four people. Becoming a family. Prayer Okay. Burt... - Do you take Carole...? Burt You bet I do! Prayer And do you, Carole, take this man...? Carole Oh, yes I do! Yes, I do. Will And now, I'd like to introduce one of the best men: Finn Hudson! Finn Oh. Thanks. Hi. Uh, thank you. Best man. Right. Uh... Well, I want to propose a toast to my mom... who is so awesome. I mean... somehow even without one in the house, you taught me what it means to be a man. In Glee Club, uh, whenever two of us got together, we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finnchel. Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. And today, a new union was formed. Furt. You and me, man. We're brothers from another mother. And quite frankly, no one else has shown me as much as you about what it m eans to be a man. And over the past few weeks, uh, some stuff's gone down. And I haven't manned up like I should've. From now on, no matter what it costs me, I got your back. Okay? Even if it means getting a Slushee in the face every now and then. You put this entire wedding together by yourself, Kurt. So as a thank you, I had the Glee Club put together a little number in your honor. You're going to dance it with me, dude. Finn(。。) *Oh, her eyes, her eyes make the stars *Look like they're not shinin' *Her hair, her hair *Falls perfectly without her tryin' *She's so beautiful *And I tell her every day *You know, you know, you know I'd never *Ask you to change *If perfect's what you're searching for *Then just stay the same *So, don't even bother asking *If you look okay *You know I'll say *When I see your face *When I see your face *There's not a thing that I would change *'Cause you're amazing *You're amazing *Just the way you are *And when you smile *And when you smile *The whole world stops *And stares for a while *'Cause, girl, you're amazing *You're amazing *Just the way you are Sam Hi. Quinn Arnica twice a day. It'll help your bruise. Sam Thanks. Quinn I've been thinking a lot about what you did for Kurt. It made a real impact. Sam I thought the only impact that was made was Impact Karofsky's fist impacting my face. Quinn You saw what Finn did at the wedding. That was because of you. We've been talking this whole time, and you haven't even noticed that I'm wearing your ring. Sam How'd you get that? Quinn I broke into your locker. I've always been really handy with a nail file. Sam Really? - Quinn Mm-hmm. (Sam 跳起来欢呼)