Catch the Rabbit (daily joke 180125)

Catch the Rabbit (daily joke 180125)

2018-01-25    01'57''

主播: 中国英语世界第一人

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介绍:
Daily joke and the culture behind Thursday, January 25, 2018 Catch the Rabbit! The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! " Today's topic 1801225 How many times did you LOL? 1. To grade this joke, please share with us how many times you LOLed. What amused you each time? 2. What might your most amazing hunting adventure be like? 3. Are the police agencies mentioned in the joke described right according to your experience?