Wanna be a Guide 微群即兴演讲

Wanna be a Guide 我来给你导游！   -an improvised presentation @ale – China中国群即兴演讲 By Dave, No. 1 Soul in China’s English World 中国英语世界第一人 July 11th, 2019, Thursday   Hey, guys! It's really good the group is quiet eventually.   嘿,伙计们! 很好，最后大家都安静下来了。   This is Dave speaking. I’m an English trainer based in Shenzhen. I’ve been working and living here for almost twenty years. Shenzhen is a city adjacent to Hong Kong. It’s famous for high-tech industry in China. It might be the next Silicon Valley.   我是Dave。我是深圳的一名英语培训师。我在这里工作和生活了将近20年。深圳是一个毗邻香港的城市。它在中国以高科技产业而闻名。它可能是下一个硅谷。   I am originally from Zhejiang province, a highly civilized province neighboring Shanghai. Many celebrities in China are from my province. I’m really proud of it!   我来自浙江省，一个毗邻上海的高度文明的省份。中国很多名人都来自我的家乡。我真的很为此而骄傲!   Shenzhen must be an attraction for you as a high-tech city. Do you wanna establish 5G business relationship with Huawei? Do you wanna play with civil drones? Come to Shenzhen!   作为高科技城市，深圳一定是吸引你的！你想和华为建立5G业务关系吗? 你想玩民用无人机吗? 来深圳!   Shenzhen is also a very beautiful tourist city. It’s warm all through the year. It never snows. But we have satisfactory humidity in the air.   深圳也是一个非常美丽的旅游城市。全年都很暖和，从来不下雪。但是我们有令人满意的空气湿度。   So, what do I wanna do? I wanna work as your guide since you need to pay visits to high-tech companies, and maybe also some scenery sites. I’m well acquainted with the terrain, and with me you’ll also travel through all the problems, including the local language. What I mean is Cantonese.   那么，我想做什么呢? 我想做你的导游，因为你需要参观高科技公司，也许还需要参观一些风景名胜。我对地形很熟悉，也能解决各种问题，包括当地方言，我的意思是广东话，让您此行一帆风顺！   @all （Page 1-2）[憨笑] In a word, I can help you across the board. I just need access to the standard amount of pay. So, what am I like? I was born in 1970. Do you think it’s too old? Don’t worry. I will not act my age. I look very young, like 36 years old. Anyway, I won’t be your Achilles’ heel on this journey. Everybody in Shenzhen knows Dave delivers what he promises!   总之，我可以全面地帮助你。我只需要拿到标准工资就行了。那么，我是什么样的人呢? 我出生于1970年，你觉得太老了吗? 别担心，我是老当益壮！ 我看起来很年轻，好像36岁。无论如何，我不会成为你旅途中的阿喀琉斯之踵。深圳每个人都知道Dave说到做到!   Guys, you’re gonna be impressed with my service. I’m gonnna help you adapt to the surroundings. After we make a deal on line, we’re gonna account for all the proper provisions you might need. And tell me, do you wanna take a taste for local specialties? Do you need to buy any food on the journey? You can give me money. It’s gonna serve as the food budget. I can act for you to purchase the supplies. Here we go!   伙计们，你们会对我的服务印象深刻的。我会帮助你适应环境。等我们在网上做了交易，我们会为你提供你可能需要的所有东西。告诉我，你想尝尝当地的特色菜吗? 你在旅途中需要买食物吗? 你可以给我钱，作为食物预算。我可以为您代购这些物资。就照我说的办吧!   So, how are we gonna get around the city? Shall we take the taxi? No. The drivers act up too much. We’re gonna rent a car. And I think it’s the best to go anyway. Remember. I am the expert! End of my presentation.   那么，我们要怎么游览这个城市呢? 我们坐出租车好吗? 不。司机们太操蛋啦。我们要租辆车。我觉得这是最好的方式。记住。我是专家! 我的演讲到此结束。   @all （Page 2-2）[憨笑][憨笑]