【No.171】诺奖得主告诉你女人如何被爱

From William Golding I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men,they are far superior and always have been.Whatever you give a woman,she will make greater.If you give her sperm,she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house,she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit! 我觉得女人假装和男人平等真是太傻了，因为一直以来，女人都远比男人优秀。无论你给一个女人什么，你都会得到更多回报。你给她精子，她给你一个孩子；你给她一座房子，她给你一个家。你给她一堆食材，她给你一顿美餐；你给她一个微笑，她会给你她的心。她会使你给他的东西放大和倍增。所以，如果你给她任何废话，那么请准备好收获成吨的垃圾。 重点词汇 pretend v. /prɪˈtend/ 假装 The children pretended (that) they were dinosaurs. /ˈdaɪ.nə.sɔːr/ 孩子们假装是恐龙。 be equal to和...平等 superior/suːˈpɪə.ri.ər/ 更好的，占优势的 She was chosen for the job because she was the superior candidate. 她被选中去做那个工作是因为她是一个占优势的候选人。 inferior /ɪnˈfɪə.ri.ər/ 劣等的，次的 These products are inferior to those we bought last year. 这些产品没有我们去年买的好。 sperm/spɝːm/精子，精液 grocery/ˈɡrəʊ.sər.i/ 食品，杂货 multiply /ˈmʌl.tə.plaɪ/成倍增加 If you multiply 7 by 15 you get 105. 如果你用15乘以7，你就得到105. enlarge /ɪnˈlɑːrdʒ/扩大增加 They've enlarged the kitchen by building over part of the garden. 在花园一部分的土地上，他们扩建了厨房。