-Leonard:Hey, check it out, I got you a Batman cookie jar.
-Sheldon:Oh, neat! What's the occasion?
-Leonard:Well, you're a friend, and you like Batman. And cookies, and you're off the team.
-Sheldon:What?
-Leonard:Howard, Raj and I just had a team meeting.
-Sheldon:No, you didn't.
-Leonard:Yes, we did. I just came from there.
-Sheldon:Okay, I don't know where you just came from, But it could not have been a team meeting Because I'm on the team and I wasn't there. Ergo, the team did not meet.
-Leonard:Okay, let me try it this way: I was at a coffee klatch with a couple of friends, And one thing led to another, and it turns out you're off the team.
-Sheldon:Why?
-Leonard:Because you're taking all the fun out of it.
-Sheldon:I'm sorry, is the winner of the Physics Bowl the team that has the most fun?
-Leonard:Okay, let me try it this way: You're annoying and no one wants to play with you any more.
-Sheldon:I see. Well, at this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team. And destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together,
-Leonard:Thanks for the heads-up.
-Sheldon:You're welcome.One more thing.
-Leonard:Yes?
-Sheldon:It's on, bitch.
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Ergo:因为、所以
Klatc:非正式的社交聚会,咖啡聚会