S01E06
Lynette: "Okay, lady, that's it!"
Maisy: "I beg your pardon?"
Lynette: "Maisy, we have kids the same age, which means there are years ahead of us, having to deal with each other. So instead of playing all these petty games, why don't we put an end to this right now."
Maisy: "What are you saying?"
Lynette: "Let's take it outside."
Maisy: "Let's take what outside?"
Lynette: "Your sorry ass. We're throwing down."
Maisy: "You are crazy!"
Lynette: "Just being practical. Isn't it better to settle this once and for all, rather than endure all this alpha mom crap until our kids graduate? Hmmm? Come on! I'll even let you take the first shot."
(There's a long pause.)
Maisy: "I don't have time for this."
(She walks away. Lynette calls after her.)
Lynette: "Yeah, I didn't think so.