关于考试的笑话三则-Jokes about Exams

Absence! Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam? Son: Absence! Father: You were absent on the day of the exam? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was! 父：你这次考试分数怎么这么低？ 子：缺勤！ 父：你考试当天缺勤了？ 子：不是，坐我旁边的男生缺勤了！ An exam today come rain or shine! Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine. Classmate: So what's so great about that ? Pupil: It's snowing outside! 学生：好消息！老师说不管下雨还是晴天我们今天都要考试。 其他学生：那有什么好的？ 学生：外面正在下雪！ I don't deserve it! Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this exam. Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you! 学生：我觉得这次考试我不应该得零分。 老师：我同意，不过我打不了比零分更低的分了！ 单词拓展 absence: 缺席，缺勤 come rain or shine: 风雨无阻，不管发生什么 deserve: 应得，值得