【老友记114】hey，it's Janice!

[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up.] Joey: (Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife) How do I look? Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess. Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice. Chandler: ...And what did you bring? Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. Chandler: Janice? (Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janiceenters.) Janice: Oh.... my.... God. Chandler: (angrily) Hey, it's Janice. [Scene: The bathroom at the restaurant, Chandler and Joey are talking.] Chandler: Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window. Joey: No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calmdown. Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twicein the last five months! Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, butthat there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it'sfun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say youand I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. Butwhat do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin'right here. I love you. (They kiss.) Carol: Oh, I love you too. But... Ross: No but, no but. Carol: You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you. Ross: That's easy for you to say, you found one already. Carol: All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.