-Rajesh: What is your move?
-Howard: I&`&m going to use the mirror technique. She brushes her hair back, I brush my hair back...She shrugs, I shrug. Subconsciously she&`&s thinking, We&`&re in sync. We belong together.
-Leonard: Where do you get this stuff?
-Howard: You know, psychology journals, internet research, and there&`&s this great show on VH-1 about how to pick up girls.
-Rajesh: If only I had his confidence! I have such difficulty speaking to women, or around women... or at times even effeminate men.
Scene 2
-Sheldon: Oh, snap. So, I guess we&`&ll be leaving now.
-Leonard: Why should we leave? For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesn&`&t even want him here.
-Sheldon: You have a backup hypothesis?
-Leonard: Maybe they just want to be friends.
-Sheldon: Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more.
-Leonard: Then he and I are on equal ground.
-Sheldon: Yes, but you&`&re much closer to it than he is.
-Leonard: Look, if this was 1,500 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength, Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners.
-Sheldon: And male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants, pretty much whatever tickled his fancy.
-Leonard: Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift. In the Information Age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males.
-Leonard: We shouldn&`&t have to back down.
-Sheldon: True. Why don&`&t you text him that and see if he backs down?
-Leonard: No. I&`&m going to assert my dominance face-to-face.
-Sheldon: Face-to-face? Are you going to wait for him to sit down, or are you going to stand on the coffee table?