Mrs Huber: So, Susan. How are you?
(opens up Susan's cookie jar and looks inside)
Susan: I'm fine.
Mrs Huber: Good. You know, I have a confession to make. I always wish I had been more supportive when Carl left you.
Susan: Oh, you don't have to apologise about Carl. Really, Carl and I are over. I've moved on.
Mrs Huber: Yes, I know. You've moved on to that nice Mike Delfino. He's quite a catch,isn't he? You like him, don't you?
(Mrs Huber winks at Susan. Then goes into her cupboard to take out a plate.)
Susan: Um, sure. As a friend.
Mrs Huber: Oh, Susan, being coy is a strategy best employed by virgins at their first dance. For women of our age it's just annoying. (suddenly all nice again) are you sure you don't want pie?
Susan: No. Thank you.
Mrs Huber:I hope it works out with you and Mike, you've been so desperate to land him.
Susan: WHAT? I am not desperate.
Mrs Huber: Oh, lord! Susan, you burned you love rival's house down! If that isn't desperate I don't know what is.