I know an old lady who swallowed a pie,
A Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry.
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed some cider
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry.
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a roll.
Just swallowed it whole --the entire roll!
She swallowe the roll to go with the cider
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry.
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a squash.
Oh my gosh, a fat yellow squash!
She swallowed the squash to go with the roll.
She swallowe the roll to go with the cider
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry.
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a salad.
She was looking quite pallid from eating that salad!
She swallowed the salad to go with the squash.
She swallowed the squash to go with the roll.
She swallowe the roll to go with the cider
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry.
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a turkey.
Her future looked murkey, after that turkey!
She swallowed the turkey to go with the salad.
She swallowed the salad to go with the squash.
She swallowed the squash to go with the roll.
She swallowe the roll to go with the cider
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry.
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a pot.
I kid you not -- she swallowed a pot!
She swallowed the pot to go with the turkey.
She swallowed the turkey to go with the salad.
She swallowed the salad to go with the squash.
She swallowed the squash to go with the roll.
She swallowe the roll to go with the cider
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry.
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a cake.
For goodness sake, a ten-layer cake!
She swallowed the cake to go with the pot.
She swallowed the pot to go with the turkey.
She swallowed the turkey to go with the salad.
She swallowed the salad to go with the squash.
She swallowed the squash to go with the roll.
She swallowe the roll to go with the cider
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry.
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed some bread.
"I'm full," she said.