Shrek

Shrek Donkey: Please don’t turn me in. I’ll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! Old woman: Oh, shut up! Officer: Next. What have you got? Old Man: This little wooden puppet. Puppet: I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy. Officer: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. Puppet: Father, please! Don’t let them do this! Help me. Officer: Next, What have you got? Old Woman: Well, I’ve got a talking donkey. Officer: Right. Well, that’s good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. Old Woman: Oh, go ahead, little fella. Officer: Well? Old Woman: Oh, oh, he’s just… He’s just a little nervous. He’s really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt. Officer: That’s it. I’ve heard enough. Guards! Old woman: No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I’d love to talk! I’m the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. Officer: Get her out of my sight. Old woman: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! Donkey: Hey! I can fly! Others: He can fly! He can fly! Officer: He can talk! Donkey: Ha, ha! That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey. You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Uh-oh! Officer: Seize him!