Yoga讲笑话—1大脑袋2致富3蛋糕4提醒

Yoga讲笑话—1大脑袋2致富3蛋糕4提醒

2015-08-23    11'15''

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介绍:
1. A Big Head 大脑袋; “All the kids make fun of me,”the boy cried to his mother. “They say I have a big head.”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”“Don’t listen to them,” his mother comforted him. “You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.” 他妈妈就安慰他:“别听他们的,你的脑袋长得特别很漂亮啊。 好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。” “Where’s the shopping bag? ” “购物袋在哪儿呢?” “I haven’t got one. Use your hat. ” “我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。” words:comfort: 安慰;pound 磅(1磅等于0.454千克);potato 土豆;shopping n购物; 2.How to Become Rich 如何致富; Little Brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister,and if you don’t give me a nickel I’ll tell my father. 弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了。如果你不给我五分钱,我就告诉我爸。 Sister’s boyfriend: No, don’t do that. Here’s a nickel. 姐姐的男朋友:不要那样做。给你五分钱。 Little Brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I’ve made this month. 弟弟:这个月我已经赚了一块两毛五了。 words: kiss 亲吻;a buck:一美元;a quarter:25美分;a nickel:5分镍币;一美元=100美分哦! 3.Two Pieces of Cake 两块蛋糕; Tom:Mom,can I have two pieces of cake,please? 汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? Mom:Certainly ——take this piece and cut it two! 妈妈:当然可以——拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧。 words:piece 块;cake 蛋糕;certainly 当然;cut 切; 4.A Gentle Reminder 委婉提醒 Having been married a long time,my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久,在一件特别的事情上,我丈夫往往需要委婉的提醒。On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, “Honey, do you realize that we’ve been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?” 在我们结婚35周年纪念日的早上,我们正坐在早餐桌旁,我暗示道:“亲爱的,你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已经坐了整整35年了吗?” Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, “So, you want to switch seats?” 他放下报纸,眼睛直直地望着我说:“所以,你是想交换座位吗?” words: gentle 温和的;occasion 时刻;anniversary 周年纪念;straight 直接;