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wechat关注“熊叔英语”，每日推送，享受熊叔每日英语大餐！ 1 All my plans for the future start with "When I get rich". 对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始 2 Smile and let the whole world wonder why. 别人笑我太疯癫，我笑别人看不穿。 3 I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them. 有99个难题，钱至少可以解决掉73个。 4 Pros and cons of making food Pros: food Cons: making 烹饪美食的好处和坏处 好处：美食 坏处：烹饪 5 Take my advice. I don't use it anyway. 采取我的建议吧。反正我也不用。 6 Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters. There is no coincidence. “幸福”有五个字母。 “披萨”也有五个字母。 这绝不是巧合。 7 etc= end of thinking capacity 诸如此类=想不出来 8 I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee. 我希望我的生活只存在一个难题：喝茶还是喝咖啡。 今日跟读金句 All my plans for the future start with "When I get rich". 对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始。 Smile and let the whole world wonder why. 别人笑我太疯癫，我笑别人看不穿。 Take my advice. I don't use it anyway. 采取我的建议吧。反正我也不用。