Friends 201 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend

【前言】第二季啦~剧本完整版私信哦~ 【简介】 2.01 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend Rachel, ready to reveal her feelings to Ross, meets him at the airport; her plans fall apart, however, when she finds out about his new girlfriend, Julie. Chandler, already feeling guilty about revealing Ross's feelings to Rachel, now feels worse that he encouraged Ross to forget about her. The gang watches Sumo Wrestling. Phoebe gives Joey and Chandler haircuts; Monica wants one, too. Phoebe is reluctant because of Monica's picky nature, but finally gives in. Monica wants a cut like Demi Moore; Unfortunately Phoebe confuses "Demi" with "Dudley". Chandler needs a suit made, and Joey refers him to the family tailor; while getting measured for pants, Chandler gets a little more attention than he bargained for(v.预料到). Ross sickens everyone (especially Rachel) with his constant gushing(adj.过分动用感情的) for Julie. In Rachel's depression, she sleeps with Paolo again. 201 罗斯的新女友 瑞秋兴冲冲去机场接罗斯，满怀期待想和他书写新篇章； 但罗斯带着朱丽（华裔女孩）回国，却使她美梦破碎。 泄露了罗斯喜欢瑞秋的大嘴巴是钱德，在罗斯出国前劝他忘了瑞秋的也是钱德，钱德为此愧疚不已； 大家一起看相扑节目。 菲比给乔伊和钱德做发型；莫妮卡眼红要凑热闹。 菲比说莫妮卡你太挑剔我怕搞砸被你骂，却又在后者的再三哀求下让步。 莫妮卡想剪一个著名女星黛米摩尔的发型， 不幸的是，菲比把 "Demi"听成了"Dudley"（后者是一位上了年纪的男影星）； 钱德想做西装，乔伊热烈推荐他家长年光顾的裁缝； 钱德发现该裁缝量身时会占顾客便宜；  乔伊起初还不相信，经罗斯确认后赶紧打电话给爸爸，说他们一家都被揩油了 罗斯对朱丽的黏糊劲让每个人都觉得肉麻，尤其瑞秋更是备受打击； 情绪低落的瑞秋再度和保罗上床。 【详解】 Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been? get in the way v.妨碍/how've you been你们过得怎样 Rachel: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.) make a break for it v.(趁人不注意时)偷跑 逃跑/bench n.长椅子 Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie) orient n.东方 亚洲 Rachel: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok. baggage claim n.领取行李 Rachel: (pokes Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes! poke v.戳/slowpoke n.行动迟缓的人 Rachel: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about. poo v.拉屎/give away v.泄露 Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? crotch n.胯部 裤裆/spit on v.向...吐唾沫 Ross: It was you, pal. pal 兄弟 Chandler: Well, maybe it was God, doing me. do v.模仿 Chandler: He said...he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever. silver lining n.困难中看到的一点慰藉/whatsoever pron.无论什么 Chandler: You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! resistance n.阻力/Q-tip n.棉花签 Joey：No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I'm not fallin' for that again. fall for v.上当 听信 Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice? Joey：Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? hit on v.调戏 调情 Chandler: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered. yummy adj.美味的/bagel n.面包圈/palpable adj.明显的/tension n.剑拔弩张 Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code? crack code v.解开密码 Phoebe：Demi Moore. Demi Moore Kutcher (born Demetria Gene Guynes; November 11, 1962) is an American actress. She became well-known after a string of 1980s teen-oriented movies, and was one of the best known actresses of 1990s Hollywood. She is married to actor Ashton Kutcher. Phoebe：Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten. Arthur is a 1981 film set in New York City which tells the story of drunken playboy millionaire Arthur Bach (Dudley Moore), who is on the brink of an arranged marriage to a wealthy heiress, Susan Johnson (Jill Eikenberry).The movie was written and directed by Steve Gordon, and was based in part on the characters Jeeves and Wooster, created by P.G. Wodehouse. Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore. Dudley Stuart John Moore, CBE (19 April 1935 – 27 March 2002), was an English actor, comedian and musician.Moore first came to prominence as one of the four writer-performers in Beyond the Fringe in the early 1960s and became famous as half of the hugely popular television double-act he formed with Peter Cook. His fame as a comedic actor was later heightened by his success in Hollywood movies such as 10 with Bo Derek and Arthur in the late 1970s and early 1980s, respectively. He was often known as "Cuddly Dudley" or "The Sex Thimble(n.针箍)", a reference to his short stature(n.身材矮小症) and popularity with women. Monica: She's the actress who was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost. Disclosure is a 1994 thriller directed by Barry Levinson, starring Michael Douglas and Demi Moore. The movie is based on Michael Crichton's novel of the same name. Like all Levinson motion pictures from Diner (1982) to Liberty Heights (1999), Ralph Tabakin appears in this movie as well, acting as an Elevator Attendant. Frankie: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam. inseam n.内接缝 Phoebe：I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. clip n.发夹/curling n.头发的卷曲 Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me. hit rock bottom v.坠入谷底 Chandler: You, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man! paisana It's a word that's used with Italians or Italian Americans when informally, but friendly, adressing one another. It means "brother" or "fellow countryman". Chandler: Cupping. cuppingTo weigh, with one's hands, someone's testicles[eg：I was feeling bad, until Brian gave me some cupping. I felt better afterwards] Monica: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better. Mary Tyler Moore (born December 29, 1936) is an American actress and comedienne(n.喜剧女演员), primarily known for her roles in sitcoms and television.Moore is arguably best known for The Mary Tyler Moore Show (1970–1977), in which she starred as Mary Richards, a 30-something single woman who worked as a news producer at WJM-TV in Minneapolis, and for her earlier role as Laura Petrie, wife of television comedy writer Rob Petrie (played by Dick Van Dyke) on The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961–1966). She has also appeared in various films over the years. Her best-remembered theatrical performance came in 1980's Ordinary People, which garnered her an Oscar nomination for a role that was the polar opposite of the characters viewers had become accustomed to seeing her portray on television. She has also been active in charity work and various political causes, particularly animal rights and diabetes. Joey：Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test... hernia n. 疝气 Ross: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good,like the way I am with Julie. Was there a second of all? scum n.人渣/adorable adj.可爱的 Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie MacDowell's new haircut? Rosalie Anderson "Andie" MacDowell (born April 21, 1958) is an American model and actress. She is the winner of two Golden Globe Awards. Phoebe：Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie MacDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right? Four Weddings and a Funeral is a 1994 British romantic comedy film directed by Mike Newell. It was the first of several films by screenwriter Richard Curtis to feature Hugh Grant. The film was an unexpected success, becoming the highest-grossing(adj.最高纪录的) British film in cinema history (now second) with worldwide box office in excess of $244 million. Rachel: No. No no no no no. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. Roderick(Roddy) Andrew Anthony Jude McDowall (17 September 1928 – 3 October 1998) was an English-born actor