Friends  215  The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know

Friends 215 The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know

2016-05-05    22'37''

主播: 睡衣外穿的花菜

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JOEY: Alright, no peeking. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking. CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. JOEY: Alright open your eyes. CHANDLER: Sweet mother of all that is good and pure. JOEY: Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option. CHANDLER: Congratulations! JOEY: I know. CHANDLER: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen. JOEY: Uh-huh. CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine? JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one. CHANDLER: Ohh yes. JOEY: Ohh yeah, that's the stuff. CHANDLER: Do we dare? JOEY: We dare. BOTH: Aaahhhh. AAAAHHHHHH. PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. CHANDLER: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild. ROSS: This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size. ALL: Woah! MONICA: Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she? RACHEL: Hi you guys. ALL: Hey. RACHEL: Hey you. ROSS: Hey you. CHANDLER and JOEY: Woah, hey, yo. RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day? ROSS: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping. RACHEL: Really? Mine too. PHOEBE: Hey cool, mine too. ROSS: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight. RACHEL: OK. ROSS: Bye guys. ALL: Bye. MONICA:Tonight? CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, yo. MONICA: What's tonight? RACHEL: It is our first official date. Our first date. MONICA: Uh, hello. RACHEL: Hi. MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you? RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date. MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job. PHOEBE: OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress. RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. See Phoebe, Phoebe. MONICA: Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing. PHOEBE: I can be a waitress. OK watch this. Um, gimme two number ones, 86 the bacon, one Adam and Eve on a raft and rick'em, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la. PHOEBE: It's James Bond. MONICA: Sorry we're late. DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was. MONICA: Dr. Burke, it, it's me. DR. BURKE: Monica? My God you used to be so. . . I mean you, you, you, you must have lost like. . . You look great. MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight. DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. So, how ya been? MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? DR. BURKE: Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have done the head tilt. MONICA: The head tilt? DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. 'How ya doin'? You OK?' MONICA: I'm sorry. DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. 'I'm OK.' 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change. MONICA: Oh, that's too bad. DR. BURKE: I'll survive. CHANDLER: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up. JOEY: What if we have to pee? CHANDLER: I'll cancel the sodas. MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party. DR. BURKE: But they're so dull, they're all opthamologists. MONICA: You're an opthamologist. DR. BURKE: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif. PHOEBE: That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there. DR. BURKE: See. MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency. DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. Who needs glasses? PHOEBE: You are so smitten. MONICA: I am not. PHOEBE: Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. You should ask him out. MONICA: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up. PHOEBE: So. You two are totally into each other. MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me. PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again? MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment. PHOEBE: Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked? MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age. RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . . hard to follow. ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles. RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date. RACHEL: Monica. ROSS: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name. RACHEL: Honey, I'm just checking. ROSS: Oh. RACHEL: Monica. ROSS: Mon. RACHEL: Monica. ROSS: Mon. ROSS: What, what. RACHEL: I'm sorry. Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. Sorry. ROSS: And that's, that's funny why? RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing. ROSS: I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, ha-ha big. RACHEL: OK. ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt. RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there. ROSS: No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious. RACHEL: Just one cheek. ROSS: Nuh, uh, the moment's gone. RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them. ROSS: That's romantic. RACHEL: C'mon touch it. ROSS: No. RACHEL: Oh, come on squeeze it. ROSS: No. RACHEL: Rub it. ROSS: No. RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass. JOEY: Wow, look at that. The car is on fire, yet somehow it's expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax. CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man. JOEY: Hi. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey. JOEY: What're you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel? ROSS: That was 14 hours ago. CHANDLER: So how'd it go? ROSS: Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'? CHANDLER: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. JOEY: She laughed at you? ROSS: Yeah. I don't know, I've been wanting this since like ninth grade typing, ya know. And I just want it to be perfect and right and. . . why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint? CHANDLER: It's the Miracle Wax. JOEY: It certainly is a miracle. RACHEL: Hi you guys. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey. ROSS: Hey. RACHEL: Hi. Listen, I was um, thinkin' about. . . CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice. RACHEL: OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you. ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how? RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert. ROSS: Humm, that sounds, I don't, perfect. RACHEL: What's this. CHANDLER: Could you get us a couple of beers? DR. BURKE: I'm going to look into your eyes now. MONICA: Really. DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes. MONICA: Good, they feel good, in my head. DR. BURKE: So, it's great to see ya. MONICA: You too. DR. BURKE: You too. MONICA: OK, um. Goodbye. DR. BURKE: Drops! MONICA: What? DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free. MONICA: Thanks. So, I guess I better be going. DR. BURKE: Oh, OK, yeah. I'll see ya later. MONICA: Thanks again. PHOEBE: We have got to get you lazy boys out of these chairs. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, woah, hey, woah. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. RACHEL: Hi you guys. ROSS: Hey. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. ROSS: Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Goodnight. ROSS: Look at that, they won't even turn their heads. RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt. JOEY: Naa, she's lyin'. MONICA: Stop sending food to our apartment. ROSS: Well, why're you all dressed up? PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight. ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with? MONICA: No one. ROSS: C'mon, what's his name? MONICA: Nothing. ROSS: Come on, tell me. MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental. ROSS: Oh, I promise, what. MONICA: It's Richard Burke. ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad. MONICA: Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with. ROSS: Doctor Burke is sexy? RACHEL and PHOEBE: Oh God, absolutely. ROSS: It's the museum again, can I, oh. RACHEL: Ya know, Dr. Burke kissed me once. MONICA: When? RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. PHOEBE: Oh you are so lucky. RACHEL: I know. ROSS:Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. No. No. No, n, homo-habilus was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect. CHANDLER: Well maybe he was nervous. ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner. RACHEL: It's OK, it's fine. ROSS: KARL! MONICA: Wow, is that Michelle? DR. BURKE: Yep. MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional. DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby. MONICA: I thought she just had one. DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . . MONICA: Oh, you're a grandpa. DR. BURKE: Yeah. Are we nuts here? MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in. DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you. MONICA: Yeah. DR. BURKE: So. MONICA: So maybe we should just. . . DR. BURKE: Yeah, yeah, maybe. MONICA: Wow, this really sucks. DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we? DR. BURKE: No, no, there's no rush or anything. DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery. MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys. ROSS: Rach. RACHEL: Oh. ROSS: I'm done. RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's. ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else. RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night? ROSS: No, no, we won't. RACHEL: We won't? ROSS: C'mon. RACHEL: OK, that's dead right? ……